...but never pay full price for cold pizza.
I know I've promised updates and not delivered but my schedule has been kind of hectic. My work hours are different from everyone I know, so I spend my off hours either sleeping entire days away or trying to catch up with people I know. Speaking of which, the one that will probably read this in the morning at work, yeah, you missed out this weekend sucka.
The party at my mom's was pretty ridiculous...the best part was all the shit talking I did. Well, the best part for me. I sort of killed Guy on the Couch's chances with this girl by upsetting her friend and that fat bitch's friend too. Basically here's what happened:
I got fucked up...very fucked up. And, as usual, I'm talkin shit to everyone I see, because I can. This one dude in a pink shirt is hitting on my mom, so I'm laughing at his pink shirt (he's around my age). Anyway, he's saying things like "Well, pink looks good on me" and other things that are dumb, but then his line of self inflation goes to something about him being in the Air Force, so naturally my shit talking moves towards the military. At this point, he gets all huffy and says "You're going to talk shit on the Air Force now?" My response, "Bitch, I'm going to talk shit on everything, just give me a minute." At which point everyone is starting to laugh, except for this one fatty and the dude. Well, he repeats himself, "You're going to talk shit on the military now?" and I repeat myself. He says something to the extent of "That's fucked up, those people fight and die for your right to say shit like that" and my reply was simply laughter and something about feeling free because of oil, something only a drunk person would have understood, but I'm laughing hysterically and James and the girls (minus fatty) are laughing too. I guess I pushed him far enough that he felt like an ass, because he's flabbergasted and the fatty says "Don't worry about him, he's just showing how ignant he is, he's just an ignant ass, he's just showin how ignant his ass is." And no, that's not a typo, she said "ignant," not "ignorant." In no circle should it be cool to be uneducated. I know there is slang and what not, but being unable to use the word ignorant (or any slang, trailer park way of pronouncing it) is a crime. She meant to say, "stupid" but we can't fault her for being ignorant, and stupid. So the boy goes and sits biting his lip somewhere, and my mom comes to give me the evil eye because everyone is whining to her (I thought we were all adults). Anyway, he calls three of his friends, which is funny because none of these guys are that big and I honestly think they would have gotten a beating, but, being that we were at my mom's house, I did the "apology" thing telling him to chill out, but what's funny is, everyone I've talked to said it was so obvious that I was being sarcastic that it was ridiculous, but Dude was looking at me like I was afraid of him. Anyway, he got the point later, as I continued laughing at his pink shirt, and then his friends started making fun of him and the Air Force. Moral of the story, there isn't one, but if you're going to posture all big, you can't cry like a little bitch when someone makes fun of you. He should have just hit me. Also, some crazy girl attempted to pick up every guy in sight, through countless rejections (because she obviously had something) (key shit talking to her: "You need to do two things tonight, Get dick, and Shut the fuck up.")
What the hell is wrong with people? Everyone is afraid of everything. Talk some shit, enjoy yourself, I'll think of more to say later.